On 10th July 2006, at 1.50am [Singapore time], THE WORLD WILL STOP. The entire modern humanity will keep their eyes glued to their idiot boxes. The human race will witness an evolutionary event, the most-anticipated sporting phenomenon only comparable to the one in 2002. Yes, people in high places will push aside exigent matters and pressing problems to catch this B-E-A-Utiful game. They will give lifes in exchange for 90 minutes of excellent excitement and mind-blowing euphoria.

Never mind that some fat guy with curly hair just flung a ballistic missile [range of 6000km] in the direction of the exotic getaway to the A-listers of hollywood. Nevermind that the obnoxiously oppressed people of the place north of where we got the lubly Jewel in the Palace are starving, dying and eating grass and other people. Nevermind that the people who gave us Meiji chocolates want to stop giving aid to the people at the north of the palace with lots of jewels. Nevermind that no one is supporting that notion. Nevermind that the folks who star in the last two chapters of Our Modern World History textbook are relishing this moment, when the world's superpower is on its knees. Nevermind that nevermind that the world is on her way to a ballistic battle. Nevermind that the place which is 'international responsibilty' had 20 citizens who were killed in 6 hours [that that's a large number] becoz the world's most powerful person [who just celebrated 60 years of life, and 60 isnt that old..] is afraid of the fund managers sitting in a high-end office building in his country. Nevermind that it is a year after Simon Cowell's metro system was bombed. Nevermind that the O-levels are inching closer.

It's the World Cup. So who cares right? We all just want our football. We just want to be able to go to school at 9:35 am and not get stopped by the security guard and then handed over to the reason we all go to school for.[think: Fall into pond. Who would miss that?] We just want to stay up late [or early] to be the first to know for sure that ITALY WON! Yes.

ITALY WILL WIN.

It's a known fact. It's an established actuality.
Why?
Becoz of one reason or another.
Evidently.

Even my geog teacher agrees,"The boys from Italy are just much cuter."

The greens will triumph the blues. Even the green on the World Cup 2006 logo is bigger than the blue.
Notice that the only dif is the green and the blue? And the official emblem has more greens than blues? The veggies are so gonna trash the fries.